On Quotation: Part Deux

Kaizo: oh fuck me, there it is again
Kaizo: infinite retardation in translation
Kaizo: so, this paper i'm procrastinating on
Kaizo: parmenides vs. democritus
Kaizo: democritus basically being the first real atomist
Kaizo: parmenides basically being fucking crazy
Kaizo: their big dispute is, parmenides says there can be no void
Kaizo: like, "what is, is, and what is not cannot be, because if what is not were to be what is, it would contradict itself"
Kaizo: he works out a bunch of rules as a result
Kaizo: comes to this big conclusion about the apparent plurality we see around us being a inexplicable lie
Kaizo: well, democritus is like, that's nice, except you're insane
Kaizo: there is a void, and all the rules you apply to being should be instead applied to atoms
Kaizo: atoms in the void
Kaizo: well, this translation, apparently the same as the one i was supposed to have read in into to ancient freshman year
Kaizo: totally fucks democritus' stuff up the ass
Kaizo: "he calls substance hing, and the void not hing"
Kaizo: it's THING
Kaizo: and NO THING
Kaizo: you fucking...stupid...argh
SZN: oh
Kaizo: hing?
Kaizo: seriously
SZN: hing is the future tense of hang, obviously
Kaizo: i will hing him for his shoddy academic works?
SZN: hing hang, hung
SZN: yep
Kaizo: what about hanged?
SZN: thats slang
Kaizo: actually it's the reverse
SZN: yeah
Kaizo: hanged is the proper terminology for the past tense of a person being "hung" for punishment purposes
SZN: but not when i just told you hing is future tense
Kaizo: heh
Kaizo: maybe he will be hinged
Kaizo: would you say, he will be well hing?
SZN: if i had just delivered a baby
Kaizo: hahaha
SZN: and done some sort of long term study
SZN: and had the data to back it up
SZN: sure
Kaizo: and wanted to give away that you're focusing way too much on baby peen?
SZN: just another thing for parents to be proud of
SZN: it definitely reflects well on them, ya know
SZN: the dad really
SZN: unless you have a thing for big clits
Kaizo: personally? i do, but this conversation is taking a really weird turn

On Caliburs

So, a few day ago, I was hanging out with a friend, and inevitably an epic struggle for manly supremacy was carried out via Soulcalibur IV. Normally I'd play Tira almost exclusively in an attempt to hone my skills with her bi-polar, sexy hoola-hoop of death technique, but my comrade believes that the only real way to play is to choose Random and let the Fates decide for you.

Problem is, Random and Random Generation are not the same things...

It started out comically awkward, and then it just got wrong when my pants broke.




This one is also a little disconcerting. It was even creepier when playing sleep-deprived at 4 AM.
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And made finally only slightly more uncomfortable by the fact that I was playing against this man. -->

On Revolutionary Tactics

College!

On testbeds

Digital Narcissism has become a test platform for layout ideas for KaizoPapercraft. I haven't had anything worth posting her for a while, so I'll probably play it lazy and leave it as is. If I start posting here regularly, I'll make it look a bit more unique. Until then...uh...you know, whatever.

>_>

On the Ontological Argument

Read.

On Test Posts

The following is a test post done entirely from my cell phone telephone. I'm not deleting it because...uhh...because I said so. Also you can get a blurry phone-camera look at my apartment. Or at least the view from my chair.

Test to see if I can recreate a complete post.

On Fear

Oh dear sweet God...I knew my instinctual fear of the police was a healthy one.

http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/04/14/193217&from=rss

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS311US311&q=police+high+iq+discrimination&btnG=Search